Sac City Rollers

Aleithal Weapon

Retired Skaters, Sac City Rollers

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Number:713

Member Since:May 2009

Awards: Worst Bruise of 2009, Rookie of the Year 2009, Best Derby Wives 2010, Sportswomanship 2011 & 2012

Derby Heroine: I love all the dedicated and hard working derby ladies of SCR

Derby Wife: Lipstick Librarian because reading is sexy!

Loves: Teaching science, playing and coaching girls' basketball, beach volleyball, supporting local farmers/vendors/musicians, and skating!

Hates: Getting injured, missing something good while I'm sleeping, and the lack of common sense these days

Fun Fact: My first kiss was on roller skates

Worst Injury: The award winning "Africa" bruise

Favorite Derby Position: Jammer, because I love scoring points

Personal Theme Song: The Commodores - "Brick House"

Personal Motto: "I can do this!"

Why Derby?: Derby brings balance to my life by helping me keep a strong mind, body, and spirit

Aleithal Weapon

AA Deathmissile

Folsom Prison Bruisers, Sac City Rollers

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Number: 3649

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Annie Reksic

Capitol Punishers, Sac City Rollers

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Number: 10

Member Since: August, 2008

Derby Heroine: Krissy Krash

Loves: Long walks on the beach and puppy breath

Hates: When my chest feels like it's on fire - gotta stop smoking :(

Worst Injury: Broken rib via block of love from Stinger. I heart her!

Favorite Derby Position: Jammin, Mon

Awards: Skater of the month

Derby Wife: Minnie Malice

Fun Fact: I can wiggle my ears. Look ma, no hands!

Personal Motto: "You can't become if you only say what you would have done."

Why Derby?: I love the abuse

Annie Reksic

Anomie of the State

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Number: 503

Member Since: September 2012

Derby Heroine: Sandrine Rangeon (Francey Pants)

Derby Wife: None

Loves: Dinosaurs, tea, snark

Hates: Short jokes, being left out of the loop

Fun Fact: Anomie (pronounced An-Oh-Me) is a mismatch between personal standards and wider social standards, resulting in that individual's rejection of the self-regulatory values that hold a society together. It is described as: "a rule the lack of rule" and "an insatiable will". A state of anomie creates an enemy of the state.

Favorite Derby Position: In play.

Personal Theme Song: Bree Sharp - "A Cheap and Evil Girl"

Personal Motto: Practice makes permanent.

Why Derby? It makes me do all the things that scare me most. It makes me happy.

Anomie of the State

Baby Bat Bruiser

Folsom Prison Bruisers, Sac City Rollers

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Number: 11

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Boss Taco

Sac City Rollers

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Number: 619

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Conquistadorable

Capitol Punishers, Coaches, Sac City Rollers

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Number: 1492

Member Since: February 2013

Derby Wives: Octopusshy and Estrella Negra-- We were married in Vegas in 2013 at RollerCon. Pusshy Skyped in her vows from a sketchy Starbucks parking lot. It was a very classy wedding followed by a pants-off dance-off.

Loves: Dancing, cooking, good deals, road trips, volleyball, hula hooping, happy people, bright colors and spicy food.

Hates: Mushrooms and intolerant people

Worst Injury: nothing yet, knock on wood!

Favorite Derby Position: Butt butt in the gut

Personal Theme Song: Mama Said Knock You Out

Fun Fact: I have traveled, lived, or worked on every continent except Antarctica.

Personal Motto: Conquer the angry man by love. Conquer the ill-natured man by goodness. Conquer the miser with generosity. Conquer the liar with truth. ― The Dhammapada

Why Derby?: Derby bridges health and fitness with friendship, community, philanthropy, and FUN!

Conquistadorable

Corrine Santoro

Sac City Rollers

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Devask8Her

Capitol Punishers, Sac City Rollers

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Number: 12

Member Since: February 2010

Awards: Best Brawl Star Utility Player 2012 - Nashville Rollergirls

Derby Heroine: All the women who continuously make this sport their Bitch!

Derby Wife: Habitat for Insanity. Near or far, she'll ALWAYS be my "Wifey".

Loves: Purple, Woodchuck, Chipotle, Trader Joes, falling asleep to the TV, my Dad.

Hates: Bay Area traffic, bridges, when people leave their carts in parking spaces, taking things too seriously.

Fun Fact: I'm obsessed with the Food Network, but I can barely make toast.

Worst Injury: My fingernail got ripped off the other day. Damn, that smarts! And, I'm pretty sure I've now sprained both knees.

Favorite Derby Position: Anywhere but The Box

Personal Theme Song: "Outta your Mind" -Lil Jon

Personal Motto: Life requires that you formulate some sort of opinion about yourself, so you might as well decide now that you're Awesome.

Why Derby? It really is as amazing as people say! Soul. Officially. Saved.

Devask8Her

Dies Irae

Capitol Punishers, Sac City Rollers

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Number: 6:8

Member Since: July 2010

Derby Heroine: all of the inspirational women of SCR

Loves: beer, going fast, hella metal, my bear and monsters, OTP, the hogans, and border collies

Hates: crane flies, drama, and inconsiderate assholes

Worst Injury: no major injuries! ::knock on wood::

Favorite Derby Position: in front of you and upright and low

Derby Wife: Juana Martini is my woman! we have matching tattoos to prove the derby love.

Fun Fact: I'm pretty darn creative.

Awards: Best Jammer 2012, Best Derby Wives 2012

Personal Motto: "A woman is like a tea bag-you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water."

Why Derby?: hitting bitches and bitches hitting me? derby is the most cathartic way of keeping me sane.

Dies Irae

Dirtie Hippie

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Number: 1LUV

Member Since: Aug 2010

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Derby Heroine: all derby players who hold themselves with honor and respect for the sport and its players is a heroine to me......."a woman admired and emulated for her achievements and qualities". To choose one to fit this description would be impossible for me. I find something to admire and emulate in all my sisters

Derby Wife: I am polyamorous. I have 2 wives so far and I love them dearly. Bust-Her Posey and Lady Hates currently rock my derby world. I am always open for more derby love.

Loves: Love is what I do, I love you and her and him and us and we. As for my love of derby, I love the give and take, the punishment and forgiveness. The spirit of the team.

Hates: Not my bag baby. I try not to hate anything. I'd rather embrace the pain and pleasure of life equally.

Fun Fact: I love to "finger" things out.

Worst Injury: I broke my toe once........SKIPPING through the daisies.

Favorite Derby Position: BOTTOM.............my bottom all up in an opposing blockers GUT!

Personal Theme Song: Bob Marley's "One Love" or Queen's "Crazy Little Thing Called Love"

Personal Motto: If I'm not connected then I'm connecting.

Why Derby?: Derby is a place for all us hopeless sinners. it's my heaven on wheels.

Dirtie Hippie

Discipline & Punisher

Folsom Prison Bruisers, Sac City Rollers

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Number: 75

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Eradikater

Sac City Rollers

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Number: 7789

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Estrella Negra

Sac City Rollers

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Number: 707

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Foxy Knoxy

Folsom Prison Bruisers, Sac City Rollers

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Number: 777

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H.N. ICY

Capitol Punishers, Coaches, Sac City Rollers

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Number: 15

Member Since: August, 2008

Derby Heroine: Purdy Grrrl (sshh, don't tell her)

Loves: Derby, hitting bitches, and my dog

Hates: Haters

Worst Injury: Pulled Muscle, Concussion

Favorite Derby Position: Jamming (LMAO) Blocker

Personal Theme Song: Mims - "Move"

Awards: Most Feared 2012, Best Derby Wives 2011, Best Blocker 2009, Best Blocker vs Santa Cruz

Derby Wives: Too Short, Tripping Billie & Quick-Fire

Loves: Derby, Hitting Bitches, and my dog

Fun Fact: I can beat anyone at Tetris

Why Derby?: Born to do it. Just ask my mom!

H.N. ICY

Her-Heinie Danger

Folsom Prison Bruisers, Sac City Rollers

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Number: 1610

Member Since: 2011

Derby Heroines: Lipstick Librarian, Aleithal Weapon, & H.N. Icy

Loves: My children

Worst Injury: Broken tail bone

Favorite Derby Position: FOUR WHORE!

Personal Theme Song: Danger Zone

Derby Wife: Pan T. Prancer (the T stands for Trouble)

Personal Motto: How you practice is how you play

Her-Heinie Danger

JaneSaw

Folsom Prison Bruisers, Sac City Rollers

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Number: 300

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Khan Artist

Capitol Punishers, Sac City Rollers

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Number: 1985

Member Since: July 2010

Derby Heroine: Aleithal, Lipstick, Icy, Spanky and all the lovely ladies of SCR

Awards: Rookie of the Year 2011

Loves: Skating, my daughter, and anything that gets my heart pumping

Hates: mean people and Brussels sprouts, yuck!

Worst Injury: sprained ankle

Favorite Derby Position: All, but mostly in front of the opposing jammer

Personal Theme Song: Juliette & the Licks "You're speaking my language"

Derby Wife: Single

Personal Motto: Live every day to the fullest

Why Derby?: I'm in love with it and it keeps me sane

Khan Artist

Knackah

Folsom Prison Bruisers, Sac City Rollers

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Number: 327

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Lollygag Her

Sac City Rollers

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Number: 710

Member Since: August 2012

Derby Wife: Slammo, Rue, Braveheart & Karma

Loves: Bruises

Hates: Tomato middles

Worst Injury: Broken heart

Favorite Derby Position: Blocker

Personal Theme Song: I Touch Myself

Fun Fact: The giraffe is my spirit animal.

Personal Motto: Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

Why Derby?: I needed to hit something.

Lollygag Her

Moaning Lisa

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Number: 8U2

Member Since: 2011

Personal Theme Song: You Shook Me All Night Long - AC/DC

Fun Fact: I Love Feet

Personal Motto: If you believe it, you achieve it.

Moaning Lisa

Octopusshy

Capitol Punishers, Coaches, Sac City Rollers

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Number: 007

Member Since: February 2013

Derby Wife: Estrella Negra and Conquistadorable (who also happen to be the best roommates and friends on earth)

Loves: jelly beans (except the black ones, gross), traveling, my neice Arria, Europe, reading, intelligence, perseverence, (not necessarily in that order)

Hates: goat/sheep cheese, black jelly beans, willful ignorance, deer ticks, narrow minded people,

Worst Injury: a broken heart (no notable derby related injuries, knock on wood!)

Favorite Derby Position: in a low squat, chest up, upright on my skates. Jamming, blocking, cheering from the bench for my team, it's all my favorite. Cliche, I know :)

Personal Theme Song: 'El Scorcho' by Weezer

Fun Fact: Monkeys kind of freak me out, which is ironic because the original Planet of the Apes is amongst my favorite films.

Personal Motto: the entirety of 'Invictus' by William Earnest Henley, but my favorite line from that poem is: 'It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.'

Why Derby?: I originally tried SCR's rec league because I was new in town and wanted to make friends. But I stuck around because I stumbled across a community of strong, confident, athletic women who've become family.

Octopusshy

Purdy Grrrl

Capitol Punishers, Sac City Rollers

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Number: 5150

Member Since: Who can count that high?

Derby Heroine: Ivanna & Trish <3

Loves: Evan Forbid, Purdy Boy, and the most amazing women and men of SCR

Hates: When girls aren't hitting

Worst Injury: the "9-month"

Favorite Derby Position: All

Personal Theme Song: "Dont'cha Wish . . . "

Awards: Best Blocker 2012, Best Sportwomanship 2010, Worst Injury 2010

Derby Wife: Well RC legally...my lovely wife SweetCheeks...not so legal, mistress Scandal ;)

Why Derby?: Why not??

Purdy Grrrl

Red Tornadho

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Number: 1013

Member Since: August 2009

Derby Heroine: All the Rude Girls

Derby Wife: Single

Loves: All things derby, my husband, the New York Giants and New York Cocktails!

Hates: Assholes and thieves

Fun Fact: My "grown up" 18th birthday party was at a skating rink!

Worst Injury: None yet (fingers crossed it won't happen)

Favorite Derby Position: Love them all!

Personal Theme Song: Rancid - "Whirlwind"

Personal Motto: "It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get back up." -- Vince Lombardi

Why Derby?: Why not?

Red Tornadho

Richard Cranium

Officials, Sac City Rollers

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Member Since: 2008

Loves: Whistles

Hates: Having my authority questioned

Personal Theme Song: Being a Dickhead's Cool- The Grand Spectacular

Fun Fact: I'm a lesbian

Personal Motto: Its Fine

Why Be a Derby Ref?: So I don't have to drink alone in a dark room.

Richard Cranium

Rosetta Stone

Sac City Rollers

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Rue the Day

Folsom Prison Bruisers, Sac City Rollers

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Number: 1408

Member Since: Rec League January 2012/ Bird August 2012/ River City Regulator October 2013

Derby Wife: Slammorita and Lolly Gagher

Loves: My son, music, good beer

Hates: Bad beer, People who lack common sense

Worst Injury: A large bruise on my thigh about 5' in diameter

Favorite Derby Position: #2 Blocker

Personal Theme Song: Flatfoot 56 "We Grow Stronger"

Fun Fact: I had a pet rat named Squeakers as a child

Personal Motto: I am always a work in progress.

Why Derby?: It is the best thing I have ever done for myself. Improved my confidence and health and I gained a huge extended family.

Rue the Day

SheRAW

Capitol Punishers, Sac City Rollers

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Number: 117

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Sonata Frayed

Folsom Prison Bruisers, Sac City Rollers

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Number: 8

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Spankenstein

Capitol Punishers, Coaches, Sac City Rollers

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Number: 279kv

Member Since: January 2006

Awards: MVP 2007, Best Blocker 2010

Derby Heroine: Bonnie D. Stroir, San Diego Derby Dolls

Derby Wife: I left my first wife, Brawllen Angel, at the altar. Followed by a brief engagement to Jezebel Jett. Married to Johnny Rainbow, but divorced after a year. And have since been very happily married to my super scorchin' wife, Suburban Slayer

Loves: Little dogs in sweaters. Glitter. Spandex. Lame. Anything with sequins. Unitards. Tassles. Leotards. Anything in miniature. Finger foods

Hates: Scrapbooking; individuals who use the words guesstimate or chillax; questionairres

Fun Fact: I posses a variety of alter egos, most of whom are alcohol induced. Holly is a fan favorite. She is an aggressive southern housewife with an affinity for causing a ruckus

Worst Injury: Given? I've really lost count. Couple broken legs, bruised liver, hyper extended wrists - this list just goes on. Received? I think I chipped a nail once. Or maybe it was my nail polish

Favorite Derby Position: On top. Of the jammer.

Personal Theme Song: Phil Collins - "In The Air Tonight"

Why Derby?:...because it keeps me from strangling people on a daily basis.

Spankenstein

Wrath of Connie

River City Regulators, Sac City Rollers

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Number:18

Member Since: August 2011

Derby Wife: Tiny Bubbles

Loves: Reading, Action Movies, Animals

Hates: Hypocrites

Fun Fact: I'm so Irish I could bleed green

Worst Injury: Bruised Tailbone (Derby) Broken Ribs (Non-Derby)

Favorite Derby Position: Jammer

Personal Theme Song: "Bitch" by Merideth Brooks

Personal Motto: Live for today cause tomorrow may not come

Why Derby?: I would skate everywhere if I could.

Wrath of Connie