Interleague - Folsom Prison Bruisers
BOOB-a-licious
Number: 430
Member Since: May, 2009
Derby Heroine: Any Derby Chick older than 50! Then I won't be the oldest anymore!
Loves: Disney, Family, Knocking a Jammer on her ASS!
Hates: Mean People (except on the derby track, there I have total respect for meaness!)
Worst Injury: Let's see... ribs bruised, tail bone bruised, left ankle sprain, right knee sprain, nose bruised and ASS Bruised - I can go on and on and on!
Personal Theme Song: "A Whole Nude World"!
Quote: "LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT! Now go out and do what you know you can do! KICK SOME DERBY ASS!"
Derby Wife : I have my sights on "Kill Joy" but, she isn't playin' derby with me right now! I'm just hoping to get one some day!
Fun Fact: I'm a Disney nut! I have Goofy and Mickey Tattoos! Goofy fits my personality the most. Love and laugh at life, learn lessons the hard way!
Why Derby?: I'd say, the challenge, love of the sport and the derby family I have gained at SCR!
Dr. Gyn o'Might
Number: 42
Member Since: September, 2007
Awards: VCDD Most Improved 2008, MVP SCR Folsom Prison Bruisers vs. SCRG 2009
Derby Heroine: Everyone I can learn from, especially Krissy Krash, for single-handedly taking down two teams I've been on (f-ing Amazon), and Miss Ally Crash, for taking bitches out with a
smile and teaching me how to derby
Derby Wife: The Shelbeast with a little Pabst Smear Ribbon on the side
Loves: Skating, science, plants, biology, mycology, mad science. Mad science on skates. Mad scientists on or off skates, particularly my partner in crime
Hates: Driving and bigots
Fun Fact: I work for a bug farm
Worst Injury: Heart-shaped hematoma from July 2009 (Still lumpy and painful!)
Favorite Derby Position: In front of you
Personal Theme Song: The Dresden Dolls - "Mandy Goes to Med School"
Personal Motto: "Jam out with your clam out!"
Why Derby?: I like to be around strong women!
Ima MASHeen
Number: 867-5309
Member Since:January, 2009
Derby Heroine: Any woman participating in derby is my hero
Derby Wife: Madame Chaos
Loves: Running stadium stairs, pushups, discipline, red meat, roller derby!!!
Hates: Wussies, wimps, whiners, brussels sprouts, spiders in the shower
Fun Fact: Ima is studying to be a Performance Enhancement Specialist
Worst Injury: Knee strain
Favorite Derby Position: I love it all!!
Personal Theme Song: Styx - "Mr. Roboto"
Personal Motto: "I'm a machine."
Why Derby?: It's similar to a performing art, it's athletic, and it's full contact!! So why not Derby??
Lipstick Librarian
Number: 796.21
Member Since: April, 2009
Loves: Reading, the library, bellydance, "the ladies"
Hates: Poor grammar, flailing elbows, pad stink
Worst Injury: Fishnet-burned raised bruise on left hip of a 4-inch diameter from Red Red (not so bad, really)
Favorite Derby Position: Anywhere the team needs me!
Personal Theme Song: Adam Ant - "Goody Two Shoes"
Derby Wife: Haven't you seen my "Weapon por Vida" tattoo? Aleithal Weapon's the woman for me.
Fun Fact: Yes, I am an actual librarian.
Why Derby?: How could I not skate derby?
Madame Chaos
Number: 315
Member Since: January, 2009
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Current Teams: Folsom Prison Bruisers, Rude Girls
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Marilyn Mantis
Number: 922
Member Since: October, 2009
Derby Heroine: Anyone who takes the time to talk to me and let me know what I need to work on.... Weapon, Boobs, Chaos...
Derby Wife: Been there, divorced that, single and ready to jingle!
Loves: The idea of going to see lots of exotic animals but not when they're all clamped up in teeny cages. Otter Pops. Dancing on the beach barefoot with nappy hair and a tambourine! Clean sheets and underwear. Orchid Mantises. Best friends. Learning.
Hates: Really, I dislike anything that is slightly annoying... Like jerks. I strongly try not to hate. Or when you run into someone you used to go to school with or something and they go out of their way to pretend you don't know each other. That's lame. Oh, I also hate how I stress myself out through procrastination!
Fun Fact: When I grow up I want to get paid to wear shorts everyday and explore volcanoes while collecting local insects. And when I retire, I'd like to own a warehouse where I reupholster and stretch canvas.
Worst Injury: Haven't gotten it yet.
Favorite Derby Position: Pivot, Inside Blocker, and Jammer!
Personal Theme Song: Kings of Leon - "Milk"
Personal Motto: While I'm jamming, right after I've left the pack, I like to whisper to myself "Remember, we've talked about this..."
Why Derby?: I get the opportunity to be a total beast on roller skates and still feel like a girl. That's why!
Quick-Fire
Number: 69
Member Since: October, 2009
Derby Heroine: H N Icy
Derby Wife: Passion Bye-Ya
Loves: My hubby, my kids, hockey and NASCAR.
Hates: Liars and crickets.
Fun Fact: I am a natural redhead and I love fishing and drinking beer!
Favorite Derby Position: Jammer
Personal Theme Song: Don't have one...
Red Tornadho
Number: 1013
Member Since: August, 2009
Derby Heroine: All the Rude Girls
Derby Wife: Single
Loves: All things derby, my husband, the New York Giants and New York Cocktails!
Hates: Assholes and thieves
Fun Fact: My "grown up" 18th birthday party was at a skating rink!
Worst Injury: None yet (fingers crossed it won't happen)
Favorite Derby Position: Love them all!
Personal Theme Song: Rancid - "Whirlwind"
Personal Motto: "It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get up." -- Vince Lombardi
Why Derby?: Why not?
Rock Hell Belch
Number: 11
Member Since: February, 2007
Derby Heroine: Chrissy Crash of the Los Angeles Derby Dolls
Loves: 3 boys - Andy, Vince, and Frankie, Beer, and my skates!
Hates: Miller Genuine Draft
Worst Injury: Broken Left Collar Bone (by Photon Pixie)
Favorite Derby Position: Love em all!!!
Personal Theme Song: Survivor - "Eye of the Tiger"
Awards : 2008 Most Improved
Derby Wife : Lil' Punk
Fun Fact: Oops, I Crapped My Pants!
Personal Moto: "F.U.N.!!"
Why Derby?: I am in LOVE with it!
Sha-Naughty
Number: 24/7
Member Since: 2009
Derby Heroine: Fastlane Fanny
Derby Wife: Single
Loves: Softball
Hates: Seafood
Fun Fact: I can still have a great time, and I'm clean and sober.
Worst Injury: Bumps and bruises
Favorite Derby Position: Outside blocker
Personal Theme Song: Buckcherry - "Crazy Bitch"
Personal Motto: "Enjoy life, be happy!"
Why Derby?: I've always wanted to.
Skellawhore
Number: Room237
Member Since: December, 2005
Derby Heroine: Aman Destroyer
Loves: Hockey, whiskey, training with kettle bells
Hates: Rye bread, Nicolas Cage Movies, most people
Worst Injury: Obtained worst injuries while on break from derby, which convinced me to get back on skates!
Favorite Derby Position: Blocker!
Personal Theme Song: Clutch - "Big News Part 2"
Awards : Foulest Smelling Equipment, 2007 - Burning River Roller Girls, Cleveland Ohio
Derby Wife : Stiv Skator of the LA Derby Dolls
Fun Fact: Producer of "The Rob, Arnie and Dawn Show"
Personal Motto: "Never trust a big butt and a smile."
Why Derby?: Why breathe?
Some Rap Guy's Girlfriend
Number: CH3F2O
Member Since: August, 2009
Derby Heroine: Everyone who has enough stones to keep on keepin' on in this sport
Derby Wife: Alie Sin Chains
Loves: Vodka and anything, a Giants game on a warm spring afternoon, finding a $20 bill in your pocket you didn't know you had, and fried egg sandwiches. Thats a good day.
Hates: Hate is a very strong word
Fun Fact: I was once a Sunday school teacher. Not a very good one, but a teacher nonetheless.
Worst Injury: Broken rib on my first scrimmage
Favorite Derby Position: Anywhere on skates
Personal Theme Song: Sir Mix-a-Lot - "Baby Got Back"
Personal Motto: "Life is way easier to take with a grain or two of salt, some tequilla, and good friends."
Why Derby?: Because skating is a fundamental aspect of a well-balanced diet according to the Surgeon General.
Tiny Bubbles
Number: 4
Member Since: July 2008
Awards: First place 2008 RED RED Blue Team; Second placed 2009 RED RED Green Team; 2009 SCR Sportswomanship
Current Teams: Sweaty Betties
Derby Heroine: Much love for all the derby ladies
Derby Wife: I'm single
Loves: An ice-cold Stella, fake mustaches, pirates, Elvis, powder blue suits with ruffles from the 70s, cuddling with my cats
Hates: Facebook monologues
Fun Fact: I love shoes, accessories and dressing for the occasion!!!
Worst Injury: Left AC separation
Favorite Derby Position: Love me some blockin'
Personal Theme Song: Don Ho - "Tiny Bubbles"
Personal Motto: Live. Love. Derby.
Tripping Billie
Number: 41
Member Since: May, 2009
Derby Heroine: "Be Your own Hero"
Loves: Pixi Stix, a cold Hefeweizen, teaching, being outside, and derby
Hates: Why be a hater?
Worst Injury: Rink Rash on my upper arm that looks like a ugly birthmark (Thanks, Bipolar)
Favorite Derby Position: Blocking
Personal Theme Song: Dave Matthews Band - "Tripping Billies"
Fun Fact: I LOVE SUGAR
Personal Motto: "Live every day like it's your last!"
Why Derby?: Confident, competetive women that look sexy doing it! Why not?
Violet Murder
Number: 39
Member Since: October, 2009
Derby Heroine: All of our wonderful ladies that work behind the scenes raising money and keeping things in order for us. We couldn't do it without you :)
Derby Wife: Marilyn Mantis and my dear Bareknuckle Barbie!
Loves: Laughing, sunglasses, my awesome friends, school, reading, softball, animals, thrift stores, my grandma, dancing like a crazy person and, of course, hitting a biotch!
Hates: Mean people. Everyone deserves a chance to be your friend. All you need is love!
Fun Fact: I'm going to school to be a registered nurse and one day I would like to work in the ER or in surgery. Also, I've convinced myself that I'm Japanese.
Worst Injury: When Rock Hell Belch knocked the crap out of me and I landed on my crappy knee pads! Huge welts and I couldn't skate for about a month. More to come!!! I love derby!!!
Favorite Derby Position: Jammer, Outside and Rear Blocker
Personal Theme Song: Billy Idol - "Dancing With Myself"
Personal Motto: I love you...but I'll eff you up...
Why Derby?: Because derby is what the real women play...