Interleague - Capital Punishers
Aleithal Weapon
Number: 713
Member Since: May, 2009
Awards: Worst Bruise of 2009, Rookie of the Year 2009
Derby Heroine: I love all the dedicated and hard working derby ladies of SCR
Derby Wife: Lipstick Librarian because reading is sexy!
Loves: Teaching science, playing and coaching girls' basketball, beach volleyball, supporting local farmers/vendors/musicians, and skating!
Hates: Getting injured, missing something good while I'm sleeping, and the lack of common sense these days
Fun Fact: My first kiss was on roller skates
Worst Injury: The award winning
"Africa" bruise
Favorite Derby Position: Jammer, because I love scoring points
Personal Theme Song: The Commodores - "Brick House"
Personal Motto: "I can do this!"
Why Derby?: Derby brings balance to my life by helping me keep a strong mind, body, and spirit
Annie Reksic
Number: 10
Member Since: August, 2008
Derby Heroine: Krissy Krash
Loves: Long walks on the beach and puppy breath
Hates: When my chest feels like it's on fire - gotta stop smoking :(
Worst Injury: Broken rib via block of love from Stinger. I heart her!
Favorite Derby Position: Jammin, Mon
Awards : Skater of the month
Derby Wife : Minnie Malice, if Nick will let me borrow her one day.
Fun Fact: I can wiggle my ears. Look ma, no hands!
Personal Moto: "You can't become if you only say what you would have done."
Why Derby?: I love the abuse
H.N. ICY
Number: 15
Member Since: August, 2008
Derby Heroine: Purdy Grrrl (sshh, don't tell her)
Loves: Derby, Hitting Bitches, and my Dog
Hates: Haters
Worst Injury: Pulled Muscle, Concussion
Favorite Derby Position: Jamming(LMAO) No. 4
Personal Theme Song: Mims - "Move"
Awards : Best Blocker 2009, Best Blocker vs Santa Cruz
Derby Wife : No Holds Barb
Loves: Derby, Hitting Bitches, and my dog
Fun Fact: I can beat anyone at Tetris
Why Derby?: Born to do it. Just ask my mom!
La Lucha
Number: 5
Member Since: March, 2005
Derby Heroine: Lil Punk
Loves: Tailgating (not what you do in the parking lot), Red Bull and can't forget Motormouth
Hates: Flakes and derby drama
Worst Injury: Broke my ankle and have the screws and plates to prove it
Favorite Derby Position: I like them all, minus 2
Personal Theme Song: Gwen Stefani - "Hollaback Girl"
Awards : MVP 2009, Most Inspirational 2008
Derby Wife : I am staying single!
Fun Fact: I love to dance and dare anyone to challenge me!
Personal Motto: "Skate until ya' puke!"
Why Derby?: It saved my life!
Lil Punk
Mad Katter
Number: 35
Member Since: 2005
Derby Wife: ProPain
Loves: Knockin' a B!*%# down
Hates: Missing the hit on a Jammer
Fun Fact: I have had 9 stitches in my head.
Worst Injury: Torn ACL
Favorite Derby Position: Pivot
Personal Theme Song: Yeah Yeah Yeahs - "Phenomenon"
Personal Motto: It is better to hated for who you are, than loved for who you are not.
Why Derby?: Why Not!
Minnie Malice
Number: 128
Member Since: September, 2008
Derby Heroine: Every derby girl who pushes herself
Derby Wife: No ball and chain for this girl
Loves: Beer and nachos with extra jalapenos
Hates: Smelly pads and whiners
Worst Injury: Broken nose
Favorite Derby Position: #1 and #2 Blocker, Jammer
Personal Theme Song: Rick James - "Super Freak"
Personal Motto: Don't sweat the small stuff
Scandaliz
Number: 60/40
Member Since: April, 2007
Awards: Stinkiest Pads - three years in a row!!!
Derby Heroine: Bonnie D. Stroir, Purdy Grrrl, La Lucha, Spankenstein
Derby Wife: Aman Destroyer
Loves:Chocolate, cold beer, lazy Sunday evenings, international soccer
Hates: Traffic, inconsiderate cubemates, Speidi
Fun Fact: My right leg is bigger than my left prior to derby. Derby has only made it worse!
Worst Injury: *Knock on wood* Bruises and sore muscles
Favorite Derby Position: Pivot, in the pack
Personal Theme Song: Mika - "Love Today"
Personal Motto: "I got this."
Why Derby?: I play soccer and softball and have been athletic and competitive all my life. Derby was just a natural progression, and is a perfect blend of athleticism and feminism.
Spankenstein
Number: 66
Member Since: January, 2006
Awards: MVP 2007
Derby Heroine: Bonnie D. Stroir, San Diego Derby Dolls
Derby Wife: I left my first wife, Brawllen Angel, at the altar. Followed by a brief engagement to Jezebel Jett. Married to Johnny Rainbow, but divorced after a year. And have since been very happily married to my super scorchin' wife, Suburban Slayer
Loves: Little dogs in sweaters. Glitter. Spandex. Lame. Anything with sequins. Unitards. Tassles. Leotards. Anything in miniature. Finger foods
Hates: Scrapbooking; individuals who use the words guesstimate or chillax; questionairres
Fun Fact: I posses a variety of alter egos, most of whom are alcohol induced. Holly is a fan favorite. She is an aggressive southern housewife with an affinity for causing a ruckus
Worst Injury: Given? I've really lost count. Couple broken legs, bruised liver, hyper extended wrists - this list just goes on. Received? I think I chipped a nail once. Or maybe it was my nail polish
Favorite Derby Position: On top. Of the jammer.
Personal Theme Song: Phil Collins - "In The Air Tonight"
Why Derby?:...because it keeps me from strangling people on a daily basis.
Squid Vicious
Number: 26/2, a.k.a. 13
Member Since: July 2009 (previously a Death Row Doll with Foco Girls Gone Derby)
Derby Heroine: We skate on the shoulders of giants
Loves: My 4-legged "kids", running/skating like the wind, margaritas, family, eyeballs, marine and terrestrial wild creatures
Hates: I try not to
Famous For: Trying to keep going and going and going
Worst Injury: Knees, poor knees, first one then the other
Favorite Derby Position: Looking back at the opposing jammer
Personal Theme Song: "Run like an Antelope" by Phish
Quote: "I'm not vicious really. I consider myself to be kindhearted. I love my mum." - Sid Vicious
Stinger
Too Short