Intraleague - Rude Girls
Aleithal Weapon
Number: 713
Member Since: May, 2009
Awards: Worst Bruise of 2009, Rookie of the Year 2009
Derby Heroine: I love all the dedicated and hard working derby ladies of SCR
Derby Wife: Lipstick Librarian because reading is sexy!
Loves: Teaching science, playing and coaching girls' basketball, beach volleyball, supporting local farmers/vendors/musicians, and skating!
Hates: Getting injured, missing something good while I'm sleeping, and the lack of common sense these days
Fun Fact: My first kiss was on roller skates
Worst Injury: The award winning
"Africa" bruise
Favorite Derby Position: Jammer, because I love scoring points
Personal Theme Song: The Commodores - "Brick House"
Personal Motto: "I can do this!"
Why Derby?: Derby brings balance to my life by helping me keep a strong mind, body, and spirit
Batty Belfry
Number: 13
Member Since: September, 2007
Derby Heroine: Spankenstein
Loves: Bats
Hates: Bat haters
Worst Injury: Broke my fibula in 3 places (with butterfly fracture) & dislocated my ankle
Favorite Derby Position: 2, 4
Personal Theme Song: Ministry - "Everyday is Halloween"
Awards : Worst Injury 2008; Best Derby Couple 2009 (w/husband Nik Romantik)
Derby Wife : Miss October
Fun Fact: You pick one: Born in London, rescues & rehabilitates Mexican Freetail bats, or Shakespearean-trained actress.
Personal Motto: "Life is simple. Eat. Sleep. Cave."
Why Derby?: The camaraderie & acceptance. There is nothing like your derby sisters sticking by you through the good times & bad... or the naked debauchery that eventually ensues.
Bipolar Roller
Number: 76
Member Since: January, 2007
Derby Heroine: Nikki Nightmare - not only is she a bad ass but she has always believed in me
Derby Wife: Moody Bruise
Loves: My family, my friends, my skates. I also love the feeling of lifting a Jammer off her skates, the cheers of our home crowd, and the boos of an away crowd.
Hates: Getting blind-sided, bad reffing, and last call
Fun Fact: I'm not really bipolar
Worst Injury: Full butt cheek bruise
Favorite Derby Position: #3 or #4 Blocker
Personal Theme Song: Drowning Pool - "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor"
Personal Motto: "If you're faster than me, I am stronger, if you're stronger than me, I am smarter, if you're smarter than me, I want it more... and no one wants it more than me."
Why Derby?: For the same reason every other Derby Girl in the world plays!
BOOB-a-licious
Number: 430
Member Since: May, 2009
Derby Heroine: Any Derby Chick older than 50! Then I won't be the oldest anymore!
Loves: Disney, Family, Knocking a Jammer on her ASS!
Hates: Mean People (except on the derby track, there I have total respect for meaness!)
Worst Injury: Let's see... ribs bruised, tail bone bruised, left ankle sprain, right knee sprain, nose bruised and ASS Bruised - I can go on and on and on!
Personal Theme Song: "A Whole Nude World"!
Quote: "LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT! Now go out and do what you know you can do! KICK SOME DERBY ASS!"
Derby Wife : I have my sights on "Kill Joy" but, she isn't playin' derby with me right now! I'm just hoping to get one some day!
Fun Fact: I'm a Disney nut! I have Goofy and Mickey Tattoos! Goofy fits my personality the most. Love and laugh at life, learn lessons the hard way!
Why Derby?: I'd say, the challenge, love of the sport and the derby family I have gained at SCR!
Dr. Gyn o'Might
Number: 42
Member Since: September, 2007
Awards: VCDD Most Improved 2008, MVP SCR Folsom Prison Bruisers vs. SCRG 2009
Derby Heroine: Everyone I can learn from, especially Krissy Krash, for single-handedly taking down two teams I've been on (f-ing Amazon), and Miss Ally Crash, for taking bitches out with a
smile and teaching me how to derby
Derby Wife: The Shelbeast with a little Pabst Smear Ribbon on the side
Loves: Skating, science, plants, biology, mycology, mad science. Mad science on skates. Mad scientists on or off skates, particularly my partner in crime
Hates: Driving and bigots
Fun Fact: I work for a bug farm
Worst Injury: Heart-shaped hematoma from July 2009 (Still lumpy and painful!)
Favorite Derby Position: In front of you
Personal Theme Song: The Dresden Dolls - "Mandy Goes to Med School"
Personal Motto: "Jam out with your clam out!"
Why Derby?: I like to be around strong women!
H.N. ICY
Number: 15
Member Since: August, 2008
Derby Heroine: Purdy Grrrl (sshh, don't tell her)
Loves: Derby, Hitting Bitches, and my Dog
Hates: Haters
Worst Injury: Pulled Muscle, Concussion
Favorite Derby Position: Jamming(LMAO) No. 4
Personal Theme Song: Mims - "Move"
Awards : Best Blocker 2009, Best Blocker vs Santa Cruz
Derby Wife : No Holds Barb
Loves: Derby, Hitting Bitches, and my dog
Fun Fact: I can beat anyone at Tetris
Why Derby?: Born to do it. Just ask my mom!
Lipstick Librarian
Number: 796.21
Member Since: April, 2009
Loves: Reading, the library, bellydance, "the ladies"
Hates: Poor grammar, flailing elbows, pad stink
Worst Injury: Fishnet-burned raised bruise on left hip of a 4-inch diameter from Red Red (not so bad, really)
Favorite Derby Position: Anywhere the team needs me!
Personal Theme Song: Adam Ant - "Goody Two Shoes"
Derby Wife: Haven't you seen my "Weapon por Vida" tattoo? Aleithal Weapon's the woman for me.
Fun Fact: Yes, I am an actual librarian.
Why Derby?: How could I not skate derby?
Madame Chaos
Number: 315
Member Since: January, 2009
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Current Teams: Folsom Prison Bruisers, Rude Girls
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Mad Katter
Number: 35
Member Since: 2005
Derby Wife: ProPain
Loves: Knockin' a B!*%# down
Hates: Missing the hit on a Jammer
Fun Fact: I have had 9 stitches in my head.
Worst Injury: Torn ACL
Favorite Derby Position: Pivot
Personal Theme Song: Yeah Yeah Yeahs - "Phenomenon"
Personal Motto: It is better to hated for who you are, than loved for who you are not.
Why Derby?: Why Not!
Marilyn Mantis
Number: 922
Member Since:
Awards: "Thanks for Joining the League" award
Current Teams: Rude Girls
Derby Heroine: Anyone who takes the time to talk to me and let me know what I need to work on.... Weapon, Boobs, Chaos...
Derby Wife: Been there, divorced that, single and ready to jingle!
Loves: The idea of going to see lots of exotic animals but not when they're all clamped up in teeny cages. Otter Pops. Dancing on the beach barefoot with nappy hair and a tambourine! Clean sheets and underwear. Orchid Mantises. Best friends. Learning.
Hates: Really, I dislike anything that is slightly annoying... Like jerks. I strongly try not to hate. Or when you run into someone you used to go to school with or something and they go out of their way to pretend you don't know each other. That's lame. Oh, I also hate how I stress myself out through procrastination!
Fun Fact: When I grow up I want to get paid to wear shorts everyday and explore volcanoes while collecting local insects. And when I retire, I'd like to own a warehouse where I reupholster and stretch canvas.
Worst Injury: Haven't gotten it yet.
Favorite Derby Position: #1 and #2 Blocker, and Jammer!
Personal Theme Song: Kings of Leon - "Milk"
Personal Motto: While I'm jamming, right after I've left the pack, I like to whisper to myself "Remember, we've talked about this..."
Why Derby?: I get the opportunity to be a total beast on roller skates and still feel like a girl. That's why!
Mazel Tough Cocktail
Number: 200 Proof
Member Since: June, 2008
Awards: Worst Injury 2009
Derby Heroine: Luchifer
Derby Wife: My fiance is Fastlane Fanny
Loves: Skating, my derby sisters, being RUDE!
Hates: Injuries - BOO!
Fun Fact: I'm a badass knitter
Worst Injury: Broken and dislocated ankle. I now contain titanium parts. That's right, Bionic Cocktail
Favorite Derby Position: #1, 3, or 4 Blocker
Personal Theme Song: James Brown - "The Payback"
Personal Motto: "Me... awesome. You... not so awesome."
Why Derby?: I derby because I love the athleticism and teamwork it requires. And of course, I love all my fantastic derby sisters!
Minnie Malice
Number: 128
Member Since: September, 2008
Derby Heroine: Every derby girl who pushes herself
Derby Wife: No ball and chain for this girl
Loves: Beer and nachos with extra jalapenos
Hates: Smelly pads and whiners
Worst Injury: Broken nose
Favorite Derby Position: #1 and #2 Blocker, Jammer
Personal Theme Song: Rick James - "Super Freak"
Personal Motto: Don't sweat the small stuff
One Hot Mess
Number: 89
Member Since: Oct 18, 2009
Awards: UDR
Current Teams: Rude Girls
Derby Heroine: H.N ICY, Annie Reksic, Stinger... I love to watch them skate.
Derby Wife: Velvet Vixen
Loves: My Family, a good book. going out with the girls.
Hates: Stupid ass people
Fun Fact: I have seven kids
Favorite Derby Position: Blocker
Personal Theme Song:Eric Church - "Hell on the Heart"
Personal Motto: Life isn't about waiting for the storms to pass its about learning to dance in the rain!
Why Derby?: Why Not?
Pity DaFoo
Number: 82
Member Since: February, 2008
Derby Heroine: Too many to list
Loves: Mr. Pity, cupcakes, cheesy 80s movies (preferably with break dancing), going to the local hole in the wall bar after practice for beef jerky, and making a decent block
Hates: Last call, having to be on my best behavior, "Single Ladies" by Beyonce, snickers
Worst Injury: Injury-free
Favorite Derby Position: Blocker
Personal Theme Song: The Sounds - "Hit Me!"
Quote: "Be somebody, or be somebody's fool." -- Mr. T
Derby Wife : Lucky enough to have TWO. Fang BangHER and London Britches
Fun Fact: I am spectacular at Pictionary. LAWNMOWER MAN
Why Derby: Why not?
Quick-Fire
Number: 69
Member Since: October, 2009
Derby Heroine: H N Icy
Derby Wife: Passion Bye-Ya
Loves: My hubby, my kids, hockey and NASCAR.
Hates: Liars and crickets.
Fun Fact: I am a natural redhead and I love fishing and drinking beer!
Favorite Derby Position: Jammer
Personal Theme Song: Don't have one...
Personal Motto: If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it doesn't, hunt it down and kill it!
Why Derby?: So many wonderful reasons but mostly because I LOVE IT!
Red Tornadho
Number: 1013
Member Since: August, 2009
Derby Heroine: All the Rude Girls
Derby Wife: Single
Loves: All things derby, my husband, the New York Giants and New York Cocktails!
Hates: Assholes and thieves
Fun Fact: My "grown up" 18th birthday party was at a skating rink!
Worst Injury: None yet (fingers crossed it won't happen)
Favorite Derby Position: Love them all!
Personal Theme Song: Rancid - "Whirlwind"
Personal Motto: "It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get up." -- Vince Lombardi
Why Derby?: Why not?
Rida Rockstar
Number: 10-27
Member Since: October 2009
Current Teams: Rude Girls
Derby Heroine: Suzy Hotrod
Derby Wife: Still single, ladies....
Loves: Girls, guitars, and derby
Hates: Crappy skates
Fun Fact: I'm a big nerd, like ridiculous eye roll worthy!
Worst Injury: Left rotator cup
Favorite Derby Position: 3 (it's the ADD in me) and Jam Ref when I'm reffing (it's the ADD in me)
Personal Theme Song: OPM - "Heaven is a Halfpipe"
Personal Motto: Our real family is not the one chosen for us. It's the one we've chosen for ourselves.
Why Derby?: No words can explain what I feel when I put on my skates and step on that floor.
Roxy Robin
Number: 33
Member Since: May, 2009
Derby Heroine: All of the badass Ladies of SCR!
Loves: Family & Friends, Derby,Hiking, Camping,Pizza, funny people who make me laugh
Hates: People who put others down to make them feel good, slow drivers, breaking my laces every practice (not sure how...)
Worst Injury: Neck strain,pulled groin, bruises,bruises and more bruises... so far nothing serious!
Favorite Derby Position: Pivot or rear blocker
Personal Theme Song: Fall Out Boy - "Roxanne"
Derby Wife: Still single in the derby world!
Fun Fact: I'm a goofy, fun-loving person who just wants to knock around some derby girls or get knocked!
Personal Motto: "Never give up... Never surrender! Live, Love derby!"
Why Derby?: It gives me a chance to unleash the fury/stress on the derby track! Derby Therapy is great! Plus, We all come from different walks of life and you get to meet fun and exciting
women who you become friends with that you normally wouldn't even get to meet! SCR is my 2nd family for life!
Skellawhore
Number: Room237
Member Since: December, 2005
Derby Heroine: Aman Destroyer
Loves: Hockey, whiskey, training with kettle bells
Hates: Rye bread, Nicolas Cage Movies, most people
Worst Injury: Obtained worst injuries while on break from derby, which convinced me to get back on skates!
Favorite Derby Position: Blocker!
Personal Theme Song: Clutch - "Big News Part 2"
Awards : Foulest Smelling Equipment, 2007 - Burning River Roller Girls, Cleveland Ohio
Derby Wife : Stiv Skator of the LA Derby Dolls
Fun Fact: Producer of "The Rob, Arnie and Dawn Show"
Personal Motto: "Never trust a big butt and a smile."
Why Derby?: Why breathe?
Some Rap Guy's Girlfriend
Number: CH3F2O
Member Since: August, 2009
Derby Heroine: Everyone who has enough stones to keep on keepin' on in this sport
Derby Wife: Alie Sin Chains
Loves: Vodka and anything, a Giants game on a warm spring afternoon, finding a $20 bill in your pocket you didn't know you had, and fried egg sandwiches. Thats a good day.
Hates: Hate is a very strong word
Fun Fact: I was once a Sunday school teacher. Not a very good one, but a teacher nonetheless.
Worst Injury: Broken rib on my first scrimmage
Favorite Derby Position: Anywhere on skates
Personal Theme Song: Sir Mix-a-Lot - "Baby Got Back"
Personal Motto: "Life is way easier to take with a grain or two of salt, some tequilla, and good friends."
Why Derby?: Because skating is a fundamental aspect of a well-balanced diet according to the Surgeon General.
Violet Murder
Number: 39
Member Since: October 2009
Awards: Ultimate Derby Radness
Current Teams: Rude Girls
Derby Heroine: All of our wonderful ladies that work behind the scenes raising money and keeping things in order for us. We couldn't do it without you :)
Derby Wife: Marilyn Mantis and my dear Bareknuckle Barbie!
Loves: Laughing, sunglasses, my awesome friends, school, reading, softball, animals, thrift stores, my grandma, dancing like a crazy person and, of course, hitting a biotch!
Hates: Mean people. Everyone deserves a chance to be your friend. All you need is love!
Fun Fact: I'm going to school to be a registered nurse and one day I would like to work in the ER or in surgery. Also, I've convinced myself that I'm Japanese.
Worst Injury: When Rock Hell Belch knocked the crap out of me and I landed on my crappy knee pads! Huge welts and I couldn't skate for about a month. More to come!!! I love derby!!!
Favorite Derby Position: Jammer, #3 & #4 Blocker
Personal Theme Song: Billy Idol - "Dancing With Myself"
Personal Motto: I love you...but I'll eff you up...
Why Derby?: Because derby is what the real women play...