July Skater of the Month - Skella Whore
Skella Whore
Number: Room 237
Member Since: 2008
Derby Heroine: Aman Destroyer
Derby Wife: Stiv Skator of the LA Derby Dolls
Loves: Hockey, whiskey, training with kettle bells
Hates: Rye bread, Nicolas Cage movies, most people
Fun Fact: Producer of "The Rob, Arnie, and Dawn Show"
Favorite Derby Position: Blocker
Personal Theme Song: Clutch - "Big News Part 2"
Personal Motto: Never trust a big butt and a smile
Why Derby?: Why Breathe?
June Skater of the Month - Quick-Fire
Quick-Fire
Number: 69
Member Since: October, 2009
Derby Heroine: H N Icy
Derby Wife: Passion Bye-Ya
Loves: My hubby, my kids, hockey and NASCAR.
Hates: Liars and crickets.
Fun Fact: I am a natural redhead and I love fishing and drinking beer!
Favorite Derby Position: Jammer
Personal Theme Song: Don't have one...
Personal Motto: If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it doesn't, hunt it down and kill it!
Why Derby?: So many wonderful reasons but mostly because I LOVE IT!
May Skater of the Month - Tripping Billie
Tripping Billie
Number: 41
Member Since: May 2009
Current Teams: Folsom Prison Bruisers and Sweaty Betties
Derby Heroine: "Be your own Hero"
Loves: My hubby, my Izzy, candy (especially Pixi Stix), a cold Hefeweizen, teaching, and of course derby
Hates: Stupid, ignorant people
Famous For: Tripping people
Worst Injury: Rink Rash on my upper arm that looks like a ugly birthmark (Thanks, Bipolar)
Favorite Derby Position: Love em all!!!
Personal Theme Song: "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N' Roses
Quote: "What?"
April Skater of the Month - Squid Vicious
Squid Vicious
Number: 26/2, a.k.a. 13
Member Since: July 2009 (previously a Death Row Doll with Foco Girls Gone Derby)
Current Teams: Capital Punishers and Sweaty Betties
Derby Heroine: We skate on the shoulders of giants
Loves: My 4-legged "kids", running/skating like the wind, margaritas, family, eyeballs, marine and terrestrial wild creatures
Hates: I try not to
Famous For: Trying to keep going and going and going
Worst Injury: Knees, poor knees, first one then the other
Favorite Derby Position: Looking back at the opposing jammer
Personal Theme Song: "Run like an Antelope" by Phish
Quote: "I'm not vicious really. I consider myself to be kindhearted. I love my mum." - Sid Vicious