Intraleague - Sweaty Betties
Alie Sin Chains
Number: C1F
Member Since: August, 2009
Derby Heroine: La Lucha
Derby Wife: Some Rap Guy's Girlfriend
Loves: My family, friends, & my dogs
Worst Injury: Displaced vertebrae
Favorite Derby Position: #3 or #4 Blocker
Personal Theme Song: Alice in Chains - "No Excuses"
Why Derby?: It's awesome!
Annie Reksic
Number: 10
Member Since: August, 2008
Derby Heroine: Krissy Krash
Loves: Long walks on the beach and puppy breath
Hates: When my chest feels like it's on fire - gotta stop smoking :(
Worst Injury: Broken rib via block of love from Stinger. I heart her!
Favorite Derby Position: Jammin, Mon
Awards : Skater of the month
Derby Wife : Minnie Malice, if Nick will let me borrow her one day.
Fun Fact: I can wiggle my ears. Look ma, no hands!
Personal Moto: "You can't become if you only say what you would have done."
Why Derby?: I love the abuse
Bareknuckle Barbie
Number: 888
Member Since: October, 2009
Derby Heroine: Spanky, for showing me the importance of tights
Derby Wife: My wife is Mantis, my mistress is Rosie, and my Tuesday nights belong to Violet
Loves: Any combo of sunshine, a body of water, beer, and cut-off jean shorts
Hates: Mustard, skanks, and poor oral hygiene
Fun Fact: I'm a Registered Dental Assistant, specialized in pediatrics (kids bite me all day long)
Worst Injury: Took another broad's wheel to my butt
Favorite Derby Position: All positions please me
Personal Theme Song: Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch - "Good Vibrations"
Personal Motto: "It is what it is."
Why Derby?: I love the smell of the rink on my skin, it goes well with the blurrple bruises
Cheshire Brat
Number: 10/6
Member Since: August, 2009
Derby Heroine: Aleithal Weapon and Spankenstein. Both so amazingly powerful! And Spanky can swing dance!
Derby Wife: I am too young for that stuff, but I think I have been adopted as a derby child
Loves: Dancing, Chinese food, funny perverted jokes, and awesome movies
Hates: Mushrooms, hot weather, and beating myself up about stuff
Fun Fact: I am a complete and utter dork! I love to dance as often as I can and I'm a science nerd. You have been officially warned.
Worst Injury: An ugly bruise and numerous bloody scratches. I seem to always get clawed.
Favorite Derby Position: PIVOT! - front line of defense in front of yo ass. (And Jammer when I want to feel fast and furious!)
Personal Theme Song: The Dolly Rots - "Because I'm Awesome"
Personal Motto: "It's fun to attempt the impossible." -- Walt Disney
Why Derby?: 'Cause I am awesome! Why the hell not?
Disco Inferno
Number: 2012
Member Since: August, 2009
Awards: Ultimate Derby Radness (2009 Participatation Award)
Current Teams: Sweaty Betties & Folsom Prison Bruisers
Derby Heroine: Spankenstein has taught me soooo much. Thanks, Coach!
Derby Wife: Looking for love...
Loves: Taking pictures, Mr. Disco, being Mommy to my babes (ages 1 and 2), snacks, beer, and oh yeah, shots of tequilla!
Hates: Stupid people, poor grammar, loud chewing
Fun Fact: I love 70's tunes!
Worst Injury: Only a lot of bruises. Thanks H N Icy
Favorite Derby Position: Finding my niche
Personal Theme Song: The Trammps - "Disco Inferno"
Personal Motto: "Work hard, play hard."
Why Derby?: Dara Devil recruited me at our high school reunion. Now I am hooked and love the sport. Thanks D.D.
Fastlane Fanny
Number: 90mph
Derby Heroine: The Rekker
Loves: 4 wheels
Hates: Haters
Fun Fact: I've got a paper in my shoe
Worst Injury: Shredded posterior cruciate ligament
Favorite Derby Position: In front of you
Personal Motto: "Hold on, I'm coming!"
Ima MASHeen
Number: 867-5309
Member Since:January, 2009
Derby Heroine: Any woman participating in derby is my hero
Derby Wife: Madame Chaos
Loves: Running stadium stairs, pushups, discipline, red meat, roller derby!!!
Hates: Wussies, wimps, whiners, brussels sprouts, spiders in the shower
Fun Fact: Ima is studying to be a Performance Enhancement Specialist
Worst Injury: Knee strain
Favorite Derby Position: I love it all!!
Personal Theme Song: Styx - "Mr. Roboto"
Personal Motto: "I'm a machine."
Why Derby?: It's similar to a performing art, it's athletic, and it's full contact!! So why not Derby??
La Lucha
Number: 5
Member Since: March, 2005
Derby Heroine: Lil Punk
Loves: Tailgating (not what you do in the parking lot), Red Bull and can't forget Motormouth
Hates: Flakes and derby drama
Worst Injury: Broke my ankle and have the screws and plates to prove it
Favorite Derby Position: I like them all, minus 2
Personal Theme Song: Gwen Stefani - "Hollaback Girl"
Awards : MVP 2009, Most Inspirational 2008
Derby Wife : I am staying single!
Fun Fact: I love to dance and dare anyone to challenge me!
Personal Motto: "Skate until ya' puke!"
Why Derby?: It saved my life!
Passion Bye-Ya
Number: 480 (Felony Hit & Run)
Member Since: October, 2009
Derby Heroine: La Lucha. She always has so much energy. Or is it Red Bull?
Loves: My family, embarrassing my kids, cute shoes, brand new Crayolas, going really really fast.
Hates: Stupid people, commercials at the theater, wet socks, people who don't replace the toilet paper.
Worst Injury: Bruised Shoulder compliments of Violet Murder
Favorite Derby Position: Jammer
Personal Theme Song: "Bad Mamma Jamma"
Derby Wife : QuickFire. I love a fast redhead.
Fun Fact: I once ate a worm for $20.
Personal Motto: "If Joan of Arc lead an army at 18 years old, what can you do?"
Why Derby?: Is there anything else?
ProPain
Number: 71
Member Since: April, 2006
Derby Heroine: My sis Nikki Nightmare and La Lucha!
Derby Wife: Mad Katter, my lovey!
Loves: Summer aquatics, hard derby blocks, Rubicon Amber Ale
Hates: Dumb people, bad smells and Dr. Pepper!
Fun Fact: I like to be safe. Wink, wink
Worst Injury: Broken/jammed wrist
Favorite Derby Position: #3 Blocker (or on my knees! haahahaaaa!)
Personal Theme Song: Foo Fighters - "There Goes My Hero"
Why Derby?: Really? Why not? I like to hit people, man!
Rock Hell Belch
Number: 11
Member Since: February, 2007
Derby Heroine: Chrissy Crash of the Los Angeles Derby Dolls
Loves: 3 boys - Andy, Vince, and Frankie, Beer, and my skates!
Hates: Miller Genuine Draft
Worst Injury: Broken Left Collar Bone (by Photon Pixie)
Favorite Derby Position: Love em all!!!
Personal Theme Song: Survivor - "Eye of the Tiger"
Awards : 2008 Most Improved
Derby Wife : Lil' Punk
Fun Fact: Oops, I Crapped My Pants!
Personal Moto: "F.U.N.!!"
Why Derby?: I am in LOVE with it!
Scandaliz
Number: 60/40
Member Since: April, 2007
Awards: Stinkiest Pads - three years in a row!!!
Derby Heroine: Bonnie D. Stroir, Purdy Grrrl, La Lucha, Spankenstein
Derby Wife: Aman Destroyer
Loves:Chocolate, cold beer, lazy Sunday evenings, international soccer
Hates: Traffic, inconsiderate cubemates, Speidi
Fun Fact: My right leg is bigger than my left prior to derby. Derby has only made it worse!
Worst Injury: *Knock on wood* Bruises and sore muscles
Favorite Derby Position: Pivot, in the pack
Personal Theme Song: Mika - "Love Today"
Personal Motto: "I got this."
Why Derby?: I play soccer and softball and have been athletic and competitive all my life. Derby was just a natural progression, and is a perfect blend of athleticism and feminism.
Sha-Naughty
Number: 24/7
Member Since: 2009
Derby Heroine: Fastlane Fanny
Derby Wife: Single
Loves: Softball
Hates: Seafood
Fun Fact: I can still have a great time, and I'm clean and sober.
Worst Injury: Bumps and bruises
Favorite Derby Position: Outside blocker
Personal Theme Song: Buckcherry - "Crazy Bitch"
Personal Motto: "Enjoy life, be happy!"
Why Derby?: I've always wanted to.
SirVicSmasher
Number: 22
Member Since: August, 2009
Derby Heroine: Bipolar, Stinger, Icy... basically the Sac City Rollers
Loves: The ladies, moonlit walks on the beach, ANYTHING derby, my SCR fam, social justice.
Hates: Getting injured, paying for gas and war
Worst Injury: Chipped tooth and broken rib
Favorite Derby Position: I'm definitely a top... blocker
Personal Theme Song: Steve Miller Band - "The Joker"
Awards : Member of Team Pink - Red Red 2009 Champions
Derby Wife : Daisy Jukes
Fun Fact: I am the lucky owner of an extra pair of ribs.
Personal Motto: "Get it!"
Why Derby?: Love.
Spankenstein
Number: 66
Member Since: January, 2006
Awards: MVP 2007
Derby Heroine: Bonnie D. Stroir, San Diego Derby Dolls
Derby Wife: I left my first wife, Brawllen Angel, at the altar. Followed by a brief engagement to Jezebel Jett. Married to Johnny Rainbow, but divorced after a year. And have since been very happily married to my super scorchin' wife, Suburban Slayer
Loves: Little dogs in sweaters. Glitter. Spandex. Lame. Anything with sequins. Unitards. Tassles. Leotards. Anything in miniature. Finger foods
Hates: Scrapbooking; individuals who use the words guesstimate or chillax; questionairres
Fun Fact: I posses a variety of alter egos, most of whom are alcohol induced. Holly is a fan favorite. She is an aggressive southern housewife with an affinity for causing a ruckus
Worst Injury: Given? I've really lost count. Couple broken legs, bruised liver, hyper extended wrists - this list just goes on. Received? I think I chipped a nail once. Or maybe it was my nail polish
Favorite Derby Position: On top. Of the jammer.
Personal Theme Song: Phil Collins - "In The Air Tonight"
Why Derby?:...because it keeps me from strangling people on a daily basis.
Tiny Bubbles
Number: 4
Member Since: July 2008
Awards: First place 2008 RED RED Blue Team; Second placed 2009 RED RED Green Team; 2009 SCR Sportswomanship
Current Teams: Sweaty Betties
Derby Heroine: Much love for all the derby ladies
Derby Wife: I'm single
Loves: An ice-cold Stella, fake mustaches, pirates, Elvis, powder blue suits with ruffles from the 70s, cuddling with my cats
Hates: Facebook monologues
Fun Fact: I love shoes, accessories and dressing for the occasion!!!
Worst Injury: Left AC separation
Favorite Derby Position: Love me some blockin'
Personal Theme Song: Don Ho - "Tiny Bubbles"
Personal Motto: Live. Love. Derby.
Tripping Billie
Number: 41
Member Since: May, 2009
Derby Heroine: "Be Your own Hero"
Loves: Pixi Stix, a cold Hefeweizen, teaching, being outside, and derby
Hates: Why be a hater?
Worst Injury: Rink Rash on my upper arm that looks like a ugly birthmark (Thanks, Bipolar)
Favorite Derby Position: Blocking
Personal Theme Song: Dave Matthews Band - "Tripping Billies"
Fun Fact: I LOVE SUGAR
Personal Motto: "Live every day like it's your last!"
Why Derby?: Confident, competetive women that look sexy doing it! Why not?