Capitol Punishers

The Capitol Punishers are the Sac City Rollers All-Star travel team that consists of the league’s strongest and most competitive veteran skaters. The Punishers represent Sac City Rollers at a national level as part of the Women’s Flat Track Derby Association. The team has an array of personalities, skills, and experience that make them a force to be reckoned with!  Communication, strategy, and team work are some of the most important aspects of derby to this group of skaters and they don't take practice lightly. This year's Captain, Aleithal Weapon, and Co-Captain Devask8Her, are looking forward to surprising those that least expect it as they lead their team to victory!

 

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Addy Kontrol

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Number: 24/7

Member Since: February 2011

Derby Heroine: All of my Bad Apples, Aleithal Weapon, Scarlett JoSlems'em, and Hybrid Harpy

Loves: Derby, riding my bike, and my mommy

Hates: Brussel sprouts, going to school, and Boys!

Worst Injury: None in derby, but when I fell riding my bike to school: broken teeth, broken nose, and stitches in my lip.

Favorite Derby Position: Jammer

Personal Theme Song: "Tough" - Kellie Pickler

Fun Fact: In 1960's and 1970's derby, there were two jammers, two blockers, and a pivot man - for each team!

Personal Motto: Skate, don't hate.

Why Derby?: A fun family to be around, competition, and aggressiveness.

Addy Kontrol

Annie Reksic

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Number: 10

Member Since: August, 2008

Derby Heroine: Krissy Krash

Loves: Long walks on the beach and puppy breath

Hates: When my chest feels like it's on fire - gotta stop smoking :(

Worst Injury: Broken rib via block of love from Stinger. I heart her!

Favorite Derby Position: Jammin, Mon

Awards: Skater of the month

Derby Wife: Minnie Malice

Fun Fact: I can wiggle my ears. Look ma, no hands!

Personal Motto: "You can't become if you only say what you would have done."

Why Derby?: I love the abuse

Annie Reksic

Anomie of the State

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Number: 503

Member Since: September 2012

Derby Heroine: Sandrine Rangeon (Francey Pants)

Derby Wife: None

Loves: Dinosaurs, tea, snark

Hates: Short jokes, being left out of the loop

Fun Fact: Anomie (pronounced An-Oh-Me) is a mismatch between personal standards and wider social standards, resulting in that individual's rejection of the self-regulatory values that hold a society together. It is described as: "a rule the lack of rule" and "an insatiable will". A state of anomie creates an enemy of the state.

Favorite Derby Position: In play.

Personal Theme Song: Bree Sharp - "A Cheap and Evil Girl"

Personal Motto: Practice makes permanent.

Why Derby? It makes me do all the things that scare me most. It makes me happy.

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Blue Crush

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Number: 11

Member Since: 2009

Derby Heroine: Red Tornadho

Loves: Music, Bob Marley

Hates: Mean people

Worst Injury: Popped my spine

Favorite Derby Position: Jammer

Fun Fact: I had a humming bird tat.

Personal Motto: Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't care.

Why Derby?: Godmom (Belch) got me in to it. I think it's awesome.

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Charlie Bustle

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Number: 4256

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Chelle Shock

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Number: 52

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Conquistadorable

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Number: 1492

Member Since: February 2013

Derby Wives: Octopusshy and Estrella Negra-- We were married in Vegas in 2013 at RollerCon. Pusshy Skyped in her vows from a sketchy Starbucks parking lot. It was a very classy wedding followed by a pants-off dance-off.

Loves: Dancing, cooking, good deals, road trips, volleyball, hula hooping, happy people, bright colors and spicy food.

Hates: Mushrooms and intolerant people

Worst Injury: nothing yet, knock on wood!

Favorite Derby Position: Butt butt in the gut

Personal Theme Song: Mama Said Knock You Out

Fun Fact: I have traveled, lived, or worked on every continent except Antarctica.

Personal Motto: Conquer the angry man by love. Conquer the ill-natured man by goodness. Conquer the miser with generosity. Conquer the liar with truth. ― The Dhammapada

Why Derby?: Derby bridges health and fitness with friendship, community, philanthropy, and FUN!

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Devask8Her

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Number: 12

Member Since: February 2010

Awards: Best Brawl Star Utility Player 2012 - Nashville Rollergirls

Derby Heroine: All the women who continuously make this sport their Bitch!

Derby Wife: Habitat for Insanity. Near or far, she'll ALWAYS be my "Wifey".

Loves: Purple, Woodchuck, Chipotle, Trader Joes, falling asleep to the TV, my Dad.

Hates: Bay Area traffic, bridges, when people leave their carts in parking spaces, taking things too seriously.

Fun Fact: I'm obsessed with the Food Network, but I can barely make toast.

Worst Injury: My fingernail got ripped off the other day. Damn, that smarts! And, I'm pretty sure I've now sprained both knees.

Favorite Derby Position: Anywhere but The Box

Personal Theme Song: "Outta your Mind" -Lil Jon

Personal Motto: Life requires that you formulate some sort of opinion about yourself, so you might as well decide now that you're Awesome.

Why Derby? It really is as amazing as people say! Soul. Officially. Saved.

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Dies Irae

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Number: 6:8

Member Since: July 2010

Derby Heroine: all of the inspirational women of SCR

Loves: beer, going fast, hella metal, my bear and monsters, OTP, the hogans, and border collies

Hates: crane flies, drama, and inconsiderate assholes

Worst Injury: no major injuries! ::knock on wood::

Favorite Derby Position: in front of you and upright and low

Derby Wife: Juana Martini is my woman! we have matching tattoos to prove the derby love.

Fun Fact: I'm pretty darn creative.

Awards: Best Jammer 2012, Best Derby Wives 2012

Personal Motto: "A woman is like a tea bag-you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water."

Why Derby?: hitting bitches and bitches hitting me? derby is the most cathartic way of keeping me sane.

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H.N. ICY

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Number: 15

Member Since: August, 2008

Derby Heroine: Purdy Grrrl (sshh, don't tell her)

Loves: Derby, hitting bitches, and my dog

Hates: Haters

Worst Injury: Pulled Muscle, Concussion

Favorite Derby Position: Jamming (LMAO) Blocker

Personal Theme Song: Mims - "Move"

Awards: Most Feared 2012, Best Derby Wives 2011, Best Blocker 2009, Best Blocker vs Santa Cruz

Derby Wives: Too Short, Tripping Billie & Quick-Fire

Loves: Derby, Hitting Bitches, and my dog

Fun Fact: I can beat anyone at Tetris

Why Derby?: Born to do it. Just ask my mom!

H.N. ICY

Khan Artist

Capitol Punishers, Sac City Rollers

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Number: 1985

Member Since: July 2010

Derby Heroine: Aleithal, Lipstick, Icy, Spanky and all the lovely ladies of SCR

Awards: Rookie of the Year 2011

Loves: Skating, my daughter, and anything that gets my heart pumping

Hates: mean people and Brussels sprouts, yuck!

Worst Injury: sprained ankle

Favorite Derby Position: All, but mostly in front of the opposing jammer

Personal Theme Song: Juliette & the Licks "You're speaking my language"

Derby Wife: Single

Personal Motto: Live every day to the fullest

Why Derby?: I'm in love with it and it keeps me sane

Khan Artist

Nail Her Swift

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Number: 1006

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Octopusshy

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Number: 007

Member Since: February 2013

Derby Wife: Estrella Negra and Conquistadorable (who also happen to be the best roommates and friends on earth)

Loves: jelly beans (except the black ones, gross), traveling, my neice Arria, Europe, reading, intelligence, perseverence, (not necessarily in that order)

Hates: goat/sheep cheese, black jelly beans, willful ignorance, deer ticks, narrow minded people,

Worst Injury: a broken heart (no notable derby related injuries, knock on wood!)

Favorite Derby Position: in a low squat, chest up, upright on my skates. Jamming, blocking, cheering from the bench for my team, it's all my favorite. Cliche, I know :)

Personal Theme Song: 'El Scorcho' by Weezer

Fun Fact: Monkeys kind of freak me out, which is ironic because the original Planet of the Apes is amongst my favorite films.

Personal Motto: the entirety of 'Invictus' by William Earnest Henley, but my favorite line from that poem is: 'It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.'

Why Derby?: I originally tried SCR's rec league because I was new in town and wanted to make friends. But I stuck around because I stumbled across a community of strong, confident, athletic women who've become family.

Octopusshy

Pippi Longstomping

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Number: 618

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Purdy Grrrl

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Number: 5150

Member Since: Who can count that high?

Derby Heroine: Ivanna & Trish <3

Loves: Evan Forbid, Purdy Boy, and the most amazing women and men of SCR

Hates: When girls aren't hitting

Worst Injury: the "9-month"

Favorite Derby Position: All

Personal Theme Song: "Dont'cha Wish . . . "

Awards: Best Blocker 2012, Best Sportwomanship 2010, Worst Injury 2010

Derby Wife: Well RC legally...my lovely wife SweetCheeks...not so legal, mistress Scandal ;)

Why Derby?: Why not??

Purdy Grrrl

Quick Fire

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Number: 69

Member Since: October, 2009

Awards: MVP Humboldt (July 2010), Best Jammer Mendo (November 2010), Rookie of the Year for 2010, Best Jammer 2011

Derby Heroine: La Lucha

Derby Wife: H.N. Icy of w/ sister wives Tripping Billie & Too Shorty

Loves: My hubby, my kids, hockey and NASCAR.

Hates: Liars and crickets.

Fun Fact: I am a natural redhead and I love fishing and drinking beer!

Favorite Derby Position: Jammer

Personal Theme Song: Don't have one...

Personal Motto: If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it doesn't, hunt it down and kill it!

Why Derby?: So many wonderful reasons but mostly because I LOVE IT!

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Red Tornadho

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Number: 1013

Member Since: August 2009

Derby Heroine: All the Rude Girls

Derby Wife: Single

Loves: All things derby, my husband, the New York Giants and New York Cocktails!

Hates: Assholes and thieves

Fun Fact: My "grown up" 18th birthday party was at a skating rink!

Worst Injury: None yet (fingers crossed it won't happen)

Favorite Derby Position: Love them all!

Personal Theme Song: Rancid - "Whirlwind"

Personal Motto: "It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get back up." -- Vince Lombardi

Why Derby?: Why not?

Red Tornadho

SheRAW

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Number: 117

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Slice N Dice

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Number: 86

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Spankenstein

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Number: 279kv

Member Since: January 2006

Awards: MVP 2007, Best Blocker 2010

Derby Heroine: Bonnie D. Stroir, San Diego Derby Dolls

Derby Wife: I left my first wife, Brawllen Angel, at the altar. Followed by a brief engagement to Jezebel Jett. Married to Johnny Rainbow, but divorced after a year. And have since been very happily married to my super scorchin' wife, Suburban Slayer

Loves: Little dogs in sweaters. Glitter. Spandex. Lame. Anything with sequins. Unitards. Tassles. Leotards. Anything in miniature. Finger foods

Hates: Scrapbooking; individuals who use the words guesstimate or chillax; questionairres

Fun Fact: I posses a variety of alter egos, most of whom are alcohol induced. Holly is a fan favorite. She is an aggressive southern housewife with an affinity for causing a ruckus

Worst Injury: Given? I've really lost count. Couple broken legs, bruised liver, hyper extended wrists - this list just goes on. Received? I think I chipped a nail once. Or maybe it was my nail polish

Favorite Derby Position: On top. Of the jammer.

Personal Theme Song: Phil Collins - "In The Air Tonight"

Why Derby?:...because it keeps me from strangling people on a daily basis.

Spankenstein