Folsom Prison Bruisers

The Folsom Prison Bruisers are a travel team comprised of Sac City Rollers’ most skilled and dedicated up-and-coming skaters. The newest skaters are gaining bouting experience, while the more seasoned Bruisers are refining their game. Led by Captain Aman DeStroyer and Co-Captain Eradikater, the team works together to push each other to the next level of play. A passion for roller derby burns hot within each of these ladies and they are ready to face each challenge put before them by their coaches - or the opposing team.

 

Photos courtesy of XSiGHT Media and Silicon Valley Designs

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Folsom Prison Bruisers, Sac City Rollers

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Number: 3649

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Aman DeStroyer

Folsom Prison Bruisers

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Number: 187

Member Since: Started in 2007, moved to Texas and back to Sacramento, had a kid, then started again in 2013.

Derby Wife: Scandaliz

Loves: R2D2, Station Wagons, all things 70's and musicals.

Hates: Mouth noises, grape flavor, bad drivers and texting acronyms

Worst Injury: A skate directly to my vag during red red holiday #2

Favorite Derby Position: All of the positions!!!!!

Personal Theme Song: Don't Stop Me Now by Queen

Fun Fact: I played rugby in high school.

Personal Motto: Do on to others as you would have them do on to you.

Why Derby?: If the good Lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates. - Willie Wonka

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Baby Bat Bruiser

Folsom Prison Bruisers, Sac City Rollers

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Number: 11

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Bird Dog

Coaches, Folsom Prison Bruisers

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Number: 415

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Dirtie Hippie

Coaches, Folsom Prison Bruisers, Sac City Rollers

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Number: 1LUV

Member Since: Aug 2010

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Derby Heroine: all derby players who hold themselves with honor and respect for the sport and its players is a heroine to me......."a woman admired and emulated for her achievements and qualities". To choose one to fit this description would be impossible for me. I find something to admire and emulate in all my sisters

Derby Wife: I am polyamorous. I have 2 wives so far and I love them dearly. Bust-Her Posey and Lady Hates currently rock my derby world. I am always open for more derby love.

Loves: Love is what I do, I love you and her and him and us and we. As for my love of derby, I love the give and take, the punishment and forgiveness. The spirit of the team.

Hates: Not my bag baby. I try not to hate anything. I'd rather embrace the pain and pleasure of life equally.

Fun Fact: I love to "finger" things out.

Worst Injury: I broke my toe once........SKIPPING through the daisies.

Favorite Derby Position: BOTTOM.............my bottom all up in an opposing blockers GUT!

Personal Theme Song: Bob Marley's "One Love" or Queen's "Crazy Little Thing Called Love"

Personal Motto: If I'm not connected then I'm connecting.

Why Derby?: Derby is a place for all us hopeless sinners. it's my heaven on wheels.

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Discipline & Punisher

Folsom Prison Bruisers, Sac City Rollers

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Number: 75

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Foxy Knoxy

Folsom Prison Bruisers, Sac City Rollers

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Number: 777

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Her-Heinie Danger

Folsom Prison Bruisers, Sac City Rollers

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Number: 1610

Member Since: 2011

Derby Heroines: Lipstick Librarian, Aleithal Weapon, & H.N. Icy

Loves: My children

Worst Injury: Broken tail bone

Favorite Derby Position: FOUR WHORE!

Personal Theme Song: Danger Zone

Derby Wife: Pan T. Prancer (the T stands for Trouble)

Personal Motto: How you practice is how you play

Her-Heinie Danger

JaneSaw

Folsom Prison Bruisers, Sac City Rollers

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Number: 300

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Knackah

Folsom Prison Bruisers, Sac City Rollers

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Number: 327

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Knee High Ninja

Folsom Prison Bruisers

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Number: 50

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Moaning Lisa

Coaches, Folsom Prison Bruisers, Sac City Rollers

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Number: 8U2

Member Since: 2011

Personal Theme Song: You Shook Me All Night Long - AC/DC

Fun Fact: I Love Feet

Personal Motto: If you believe it, you achieve it.

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Rue the Day

Folsom Prison Bruisers, Sac City Rollers

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Number: 1408

Member Since: Rec League January 2012/ Bird August 2012/ River City Regulator October 2013

Derby Wife: Slammorita and Lolly Gagher

Loves: My son, music, good beer

Hates: Bad beer, People who lack common sense

Worst Injury: A large bruise on my thigh about 5' in diameter

Favorite Derby Position: #2 Blocker

Personal Theme Song: Flatfoot 56 "We Grow Stronger"

Fun Fact: I had a pet rat named Squeakers as a child

Personal Motto: I am always a work in progress.

Why Derby?: It is the best thing I have ever done for myself. Improved my confidence and health and I gained a huge extended family.

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Sonata Frayed

Folsom Prison Bruisers, Sac City Rollers

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Number: 8

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Uncivil ShepHard

Coaches, Folsom Prison Bruisers

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Number: 02

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