Officials

 

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  • The women and men in stripes, also known as Skating Officials, are responsible for calling penalties and tracking points during bouts.

  • The women and men dressed in black shirts are known as Non-Skating Officials (NSOs). They are responsible for recording penalties, points, and keeping up with the time management.

Looking for ways to give back to the community? Join our officials crew! Contact our Head official Married Juana at officials@saccityrollers.com. Don't skate, NO PROBLEM! We have a skating program that will get you skating in no time!

Anon-oh-miss

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Dooms Dave

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Dr. Jekyll & Hide the Body

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Derby Name: Dr. Jekyll and Hide the Body

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Fantasnic

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Derby Name: Fantasnic

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Juana Martini

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Number: 3olvs

Member Since: July 2010

Derby Heroine: Aleithal Weapon (athleticism and Snow Plow Master), Lipstick Librarian (plyo and Apex Jumping Goddess)

Loves: Marriedjuana, derby, vodka, and traveling (Rollercon: the perfect combination of my four loves.)

Hates: Injuries, Food Smacking (eww)

Worst Injury: Broken Rib

Favorite Derby Position: Upright...

Personal Theme Song: Baby Got Back by Sir Mix a Lot, Apple Bottom Jeans by Flo Rida

Awards: Best Derby Wives 2012, Best Derby Couple 2011

Derby Wife: Dies Irae is my girl!

Fun Fact: I was once a guest on the Jay Leno Show with my singing miniature dachshund.

Personal Motto: If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Why Derby: I love skating, hitting, and surrounding myself with awesome women.

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Kat Von Tease

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Derby Name: Kat Von Tease (Co-Head NSO)

Number: 303

Member Since: January 2011

Derby Heroine: La Lucha

Loves: grilled cheese on sourdough, getting things done, kittens, my husband Mr. Tease

Hates: people who suck at things

Worst Injury: hematoma on my hip

Favorite Derby Position: jammer

Personal Theme Song: Odd One by Sick Puppies

Awards: none yet...

Derby Wife: I'm available, ladies!

Why Derby?: the bruises are great conversation starters

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Marriedjuana

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Derby Name: Marriedjuana. Aka: Weed

Member Since: January 2011

Loves: Juana Martini, family, Mrs. Fields Cookies, running, reffing, and coaching high school football.

Hates: Mean people, posers and drama.

Personal Theme Song: "Bad Boys" Cops theme song.

Fun Fact: In high school I was a pole-vaulter known as one of the "Flying Romero Brothers." Also, although my name is Weed, I've never smoked pot.

Personal Motto:  hakuna matata and give it your all

Why Be a Derby Ref?: Why breathe?

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Marzipan

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Derby Name: Marzipan (Co-Head NSO)

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Richard Cranium

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Member Since: 2008

Loves: Whistles

Hates: Having my authority questioned

Personal Theme Song: Being a Dickhead's Cool- The Grand Spectacular

Fun Fact: I'm a lesbian

Personal Motto: Its Fine

Why Be a Derby Ref?: So I don't have to drink alone in a dark room.

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Rock Hell Belch

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Number: 11

Member Since: February, 2007

Derby Heroine: All of the Sac City Rollers

Loves: 3 boys - Andy, Vince, and Frankie, Beer, and my skates!

Hates: Miller Genuine Draft

Worst Injury: Broken Left Collar Bone (by Photon Pixie)

Favorite Derby Position: Love em all!!!

Personal Theme Song: Survivor - "Eye of the Tiger"

Awards: 2008 Most Improved, #1 Party Starter 2010, 2011 AND 2012!

Derby Wife: Widowed

Fun Fact: Sound effects helps my derby play

Personal Moto: "F.U.N.!!"

Why Derby?: I am in LOVE with it!

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X-Ray Ted

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Yo Larry

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Derby Name: Yo Larry

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Zombiegoat

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Derby Name: Zombiegoat
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Member Since: August 2011

Loves: Wrath Of Connie, 80's thrash metal, mixing up a good marinade, philosophical rants, his cats and when a story is flowing well off the keyboard.

Hates: People who talk the talk but can't walk the walk, people who do not ever listen to instructions, hypocrisy and black licorice.

Personal Theme Song: "Shoot To Thrill" by AC/DC.

Fun Fact: I wrote my first full-length novel as a sophomore in high school, and you know what? It was absolutely terrible!

Personal Motto: My will is iron, and I don't do derby drama.

Why Be a Derby Ref?: Because it's fun, of course!

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