Retired Skaters, Sac City Rollers
Member Since:May 2009
Awards: Worst Bruise of 2009, Rookie of the Year 2009, Best Derby Wives 2010, Sportswomanship 2011 & 2012
Derby Heroine: I love all the dedicated and hard working derby ladies of SCR
Derby Wife: Lipstick Librarian because reading is sexy!
Loves: Teaching science, playing and coaching girls' basketball, beach volleyball, supporting local farmers/vendors/musicians, and skating!
Hates: Getting injured, missing something good while I'm sleeping, and the lack of common sense these days
Fun Fact: My first kiss was on roller skates
Worst Injury: The award winning "Africa" bruise
Favorite Derby Position: Jammer, because I love scoring points
Personal Theme Song: The Commodores - "Brick House"
Personal Motto: "I can do this!"
Why Derby?: Derby brings balance to my life by helping me keep a strong mind, body, and spirit
Bazook A Sault
Member Since: Jan 2011
Derby Heroine: LL, Leithal, and Icy just to name a few.
Loves: Skating, sailing, dancing, and teamwork.
Hates: I have a strong dislike for whiners and lazy butts.
Worst Injury: Knock on wood, nothing worse then the month of June when I couldn't straighten my leg.
Favorite Derby Position: I like to mix it up.
Personal Theme Song: Stir It Up
Derby Wife: Scarlett JoSlams'em, Ronnie Jane Diva & Bitch-Slap Betty.
Fun Fact: I have a birthmark that looks suspiciously like a skate.
Personal Motto: Focus Zooka, focus!
Why Derby?: It's not why derby it's why not derby? I feel that I should have been doing this all my life.
Member Since: March, 2005
Derby Heroine: My teammates who dedicate 110% of themselves on and off the track; they are my inspiration!
Loves: Tailgating (not what you do in the parking lot), Red Bull and can't forget Motormouth
Hates: Flakes and derby drama
Worst Injury: Broke my ankle and have the screws and plates to prove it
Favorite Derby Position: I like them all, minus 2
Personal Theme Song: Gwen Stefani - "Hollaback Girl"
Awards: MVP 2009, 2010, 2011, AND 2012! Best Jammer 2012, Best Derby Couple 2012, Most Inspirational 2008
Derby Wife: I am staying single!
Fun Fact: I love to dance and dare anyone to challenge me!
Personal Motto: "Skate until ya' puke!"
Why Derby?: It saved my life!
Coaches, Retired Skaters
Member Since: April 2009
Awards: Most Athletic 2012, Most Improved 2010, Best Derby Couple 2010 (with the lovely Weapon!), MVP Bruiser in OC (April 2010), Best Librarian to Bring the Pain (SN&R 2011)
Loves: Reading, the library, "the ladies", coaching new skaters
Hates: Poor grammar, excuses
Worst Injury: Torn PCL
Favorite Derby Position: Anywhere the team needs me!
Personal Theme Song: Adam Ant - "Goody Two Shoes"
Derby Wife: Haven't you seen my "Weapon por Vida" tattoo? Aleithal Weapon's the woman for me.
Fun Fact: Yes, I am an actual librarian.
Why Derby?: How could I not skate derby?
One Hot Mess
Member Since: October 2009
Derby Heroine: H.N.ICY, Annie Reksic, and Stinger. I love to watch them skate
Derby Wife: Velvet Vixen
Loves: My family, a good book, going out with the girls
Hates: Stupid-ass people
Fun Fact: I have seven kids
Worst Injury: None yet!
Favorite Derby Position: Blocker
Personal Theme Song: "Hell on the Heart"
Personal Motto: Life isn't about waiting for the storms to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain!
Why Derby?: Why not?
Member since: August 2011
Derby Heroine: Icyredluchalibarianweaponspanks...
Loves: my boys!
Worst injury: two jammed (maybe broken) fingers X-ray tech said, "Yeah that doesn't look right."
Favorite Derby Position: upright!
Fun Fact: I do roller derby!
Personal Motto: Always give 100%!
Why derby? Little ones can play hard too!
Member Since: April 2007
Awards: Stinkiest Pads - three years in a row!!!
Derby Heroine: Bonnie D. Stroir, Purdy Grrrl, La Lucha, Spankenstein
Derby Wife: Aman Destroyer
Loves: Chocolate, cold beer, lazy Sunday evenings, international soccer
Hates: Traffic, inconsiderate cubemates, Speidi
Fun Fact: My right leg is bigger than my left prior to derby. Derby has only made it worse!
Worst Injury: *Knock on wood* Bruises and sore muscles
Favorite Derby Position: Pivot, in the pack
Personal Theme Song: Mika - "Love Today"
Personal Motto: "I got this."
Why Derby?: I play soccer and softball and have been athletic and competitive all my life. Derby was just a natural progression, and is a perfect blend of athleticism and feminism.
Member Since: February 2010
Awards: Best Booty 2010, 2011,AND 2012!
Derby Heroine: Scald Eagle
Derby Wife: Bitch-Slap Betty and Ronnie Jane Diva are my ladies, along with my newest wife Bazook A Sault!
Loves: Punctuality, red wine, my family, my kitty, mini-golf
Hates: Tardiness, black licorice, algae, biting into fuzzy fruit
Fun Fact: I really like climbing trees
Worst Injury: Rib cartilage got separated from my sternum. That was painful
Favorite Derby Position: Wherever I'm needed
Personal Theme Song: Robyn - "Dance Hall Queen"
Personal Motto: Life is what you make it
Why Derby?: It keeps me balanced
Number: Room 237 (Haven't you seen The Shining?)
Member Since: January 2008, Transfer from the Burning River Roller Girls in Cleveland, OH
Awards: Skater of the Month July 2010, Worst Injury 2011
Derby Heroine: Kill Basa of the Ohio Roller Girls (my first Team Captain)
Derby Wife: Stiv Skator (now retired) from the LA Derby Dolls
Hates: Excuses, Whiners and Teams who think they are too cool for the room.
Fun Fact: Producer of The Rob, Arnie & Dawn Radio Show!
Worst Injury: Torn ACLs in both knees. Don't wear cheap kneepads!!!!
Favorite Derby Position: Any position outside of the penalty box
Personal Theme Song: Big News II by Clutch
Personal Motto: Don't be a pussy.
Why Derby? Why breathe? And because there are no Pinball Leagues
Some Rap Guy's Girlfriend
Member Since: August, 2009
Derby Heroine: Everyone who has enough stones to keep on keepin' on in this sport
Derby Wife: Alie Sin Chains
Loves: Vodka and anything, a Giants game on a warm spring afternoon, finding a $20 bill in your pocket you didn't know you had, and fried egg sandwiches. Thats a good day.
Hates: Hate is a very strong word
Fun Fact: I was once a Sunday school teacher. Not a very good one, but a teacher nonetheless.
Worst Injury: Broken rib on my first scrimmage
Favorite Derby Position: Anywhere on skates
Personal Theme Song: Sir Mix-a-Lot - "Baby Got Back"
Personal Motto: "Life is way easier to take with a grain or two of salt, some tequilla, and good friends."
Why Derby?: Because skating is a fundamental aspect of a well-balanced diet according to the Surgeon General.
Member Since: 2006
Awards: MVP 2007 game against the Vixens, and I think my wife and I have won best derby couple (If not we should)
Derby Heroine: Killah and Spanky
Derby Wife: Purdy Grrrl
Loves: too many things to write out
Hates: Iceberg Lettuce, Eggs, and Ankle Sprains
Fun Fact: I used to wear formals and petticoats, and I went to etiquette training
Worst Injury: Ankle sprain...which turned into an ever worse ankle sprain from ignoring the original ankle sprain....booted.
Favorite Derby Position: Pivot or 2
Personal Theme Song: Filthy Gorgeous
Personal Motto: Do You Know Who I Am?!
Why Derby?: Need to kick my prissiness' ass
Member Since: July 2008
Awards: Most Improved 2012, Sportswomanship 2009
Derby Heroine: Much love for all the derby ladies
Derby Wife: I'm single
Loves: An ice-cold Stella, fake mustaches, pirates, Elvis, powder blue suits with ruffles from the 70s, cuddling with my cats
Hates: Facebook monologues
Fun Fact: I love shoes, accessories and dressing for the occasion!!!
Worst Injury: Left AC separation
Favorite Derby Position: Love me some blockin'
Personal Theme Song: Don Ho - "Tiny Bubbles"
Personal Motto: Live. Love. Derby.
Member Since: 2008
Member Since: May 2009
Derby Heroine: "Be Your own Hero"
Loves: Pixi Stix, a cold Hefeweizen, teaching, being outside, and derby
Hates: Why be a hater?
Worst Injury: Rink Rash on my upper arm that looks like a ugly birthmark (Thanks, Bipolar)
Favorite Derby Position: Blocking
Personal Theme Song: Dave Matthews Band - "Tripping Billies"
Fun Fact: I LOVE SUGAR
Awards: Worst Injury 2012
Personal Motto: "Live every day like it's your last!"
Why Derby?: Confident, competitive women that look sexy doing it! Why not?